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Review: Strange Bedfellas Sahl and Gelle’s Tongue

Strange Bedfellas has had a knotted maw (Ohdan) for a long time now, but Gelle’s Tongue is a venture into a more beginner-friendly maw, and for that, they deserve praise. With its gentle S-curve and human-ish nose and mouth details, Gelle’s Tongue is a beautiful sculpt that’s approachable and friendly. Also, it HAS A HUMAN NOSE, which is genius. I …

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Review: Paladin Pleasure Sculptors Aquus and Ignis

Aquus’ tip is a glow in the dark beacon. I love it. Paladin Pleasure Sculptors (abbreviated, crucially, to ppsculptors) has some of the most creative silicone pours I’ve ever seen. I am constantly amazed by what the owner and artist pulls off. Gorgeous colorshift, near-clear magic, perfect fades and incredible ribbons, crazy glow and UV… Needless to say, when PPS …

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Review: Funkit Toys Swing

Funkit Toys is a gift to humanity. Kenton, the genius behind it, is the kind of person who makes dildo pun threads on Twitter , entire $690 silicone dildo chess sets, and candy corn butt plugs for Halloween. (Yes, I own one, obviously.) He makes beautiful, artistic body-safe dildo designs that put functionality first and foremost, and if you can’t …

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Review: Strange Bedfellas Joh

Alright, listen up, because I have some complicated feelings about the Strange Bedfellas Joh. Nuance? In my reviews? It’s more likely than you think. I’ve never had to use my love AND hate tags on one post before. This is the side I think is prettier. Sadly, it’s the underside. The Appearance: My Joh is a small size in soft …

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Review: Uberrime Dr. Manhattan

My horde of Uberrimes. From left to right: Sensi, Spiro, Amo, Dr. Manhattan, Supero. I love Uberrime wholeheartedly. Marco, its owner and resident dildo smith, is a wonderful human and talented with silicone. I have multiple dildos from Uberrime that I use regularly. To my sorrow, the Dr. Manhattan is the first one that will not be added to my …

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Review: Strange Bedfellas Yuri

Yuri in all its blue glory, sitting on its purple glitter pouch. Alright, look, we all know the world is on fire, and I’m not going to sit here and vent about shit we all know already. Everything is awful and I want to curl up into a ball and scream forever. But I’m not going to do that. I …

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Review: Funkit Toys NoFrillDo: R, G, B

(Update 5/31/2020: The NoFrillDos have been redesigned! The new designs address a few of my complaints: the tip of the G is less ‘pokey’ and the bases are now teardrop-shaped! Pick them up here!) I picked up the NoFrillDo R, G, and B at Woodhull’s Sexual Freedom Summit last summer as an incredibly nervous, brand-new, first-conference blogger. I was the …

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Review: Uberrime Spiro

Spiro and Amo stealing a smooch! After I reviewed the Amo, Marco of Uberrime offered me a choice of reviewing the Spiro or Vivo, the two other dildos in the series (‘laugh’ and ‘live’, respectively, where the Amo obviously represents ‘love’). After I finished falling off my desk chair in shock (me?? are you sure??), I asked for and received …

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Review: Uberrime Amo

I’m spoiled. This dildo has spoiled me. It’s blown almost everything else out of the water. The Uberrime Amo is what I always finish with these days. I can’t sing its praises anywhere near enough. I won the Amo in a giveaway, and I spent a while just admiring it when I opened it (yes, I know I always say …

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Review: Alraune (EX)

My Alraune, standing proudly. I bought the HodgePodgeEntourage Alraune on a whim. I saw it showcased on the creator’s Twitter and immediately had to know how it felt. It’s one of the better decisions I’ve made.

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