My horde of Uberrimes. From left to right: Sensi, Spiro, Amo, Dr. Manhattan, Supero. I love Uberrime wholeheartedly. Marco, its owner and resident dildo smith, is a wonderful human and talented with silicone. I have multiple dildos from Uberrime that I use regularly. To my sorrow, the Dr. Manhattan is the first one that will not be added to my …

My sexual awakening was gay erotic X-Men fanfiction. The Sensi, freshly washed. …I promise this is relevant to the review, okay? A pretty common theme in the depths of AO3 where I found myself was the idea of plugging a bottom to keep them “open” for their top, who was generally also their dom. In the magical realm of fanfiction, …

Spiro and Amo stealing a smooch! After I reviewed the Amo, Marco of Uberrime offered me a choice of reviewing the Spiro or Vivo, the two other dildos in the series (‘laugh’ and ‘live’, respectively, where the Amo obviously represents ‘love’). After I finished falling off my desk chair in shock (me?? are you sure??), I asked for and received …

I’m spoiled. This dildo has spoiled me. It’s blown almost everything else out of the water. The Uberrime Amo is what I always finish with these days. I can’t sing its praises anywhere near enough. I won the Amo in a giveaway, and I spent a while just admiring it when I opened it (yes, I know I always say …

Alright, listen up, because I have some complicated feelings about the Strange Bedfellas Joh. Nuance? In my reviews? It’s more likely than you think. I’ve never had to use my love AND hate tags on one post before. This is the side I think is prettier. Sadly, it’s the underside. The Appearance: My Joh is a small size in soft …

(Update 5/31/2020: The NoFrillDos have been redesigned! The new designs address a few of my complaints: the tip of the G is less ‘pokey’ and the bases are now teardrop-shaped! Pick them up here!) I picked up the NoFrillDo R, G, and B at Woodhull’s Sexual Freedom Summit last summer as an incredibly nervous, brand-new, first-conference blogger. I was the …

What the fuck, is that its starting intensity?? -Me, turning the Noje G Slim on for the first time. It’s deceptively small, unassuming, a pale sage green. When you hold down its tiny + button, however, it roars to life at a truly impressive volume. This is not ‘whisper quiet’. This little egg on a stick means BUSINESS and it …