Review: Strange Bedfellas Sahl and Gelle’s Tongue

Strange Bedfellas has had a knotted maw (Ohdan) for a long time now, but Gelle’s Tongue is a venture into a more beginner-friendly maw, and for that, they deserve praise. With its gentle S-curve and human-ish nose and mouth details, Gelle’s Tongue is a beautiful sculpt that’s approachable and friendly. Also, it HAS A HUMAN NOSE, which is genius. I …

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Review: Paladin Pleasure Sculptors Aquus and Ignis

Aquus’ tip is a glow in the dark beacon. I love it. Paladin Pleasure Sculptors (abbreviated, crucially, to ppsculptors) has some of the most creative silicone pours I’ve ever seen. I am constantly amazed by what the owner and artist pulls off. Gorgeous colorshift, near-clear magic, perfect fades and incredible ribbons, crazy glow and UV… Needless to say, when PPS …

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Scientific Curiosity: Gelle’s Tongue

Miriam isn’t sure what she expected from kissing a slimegirl, but it wasn’t tingles. Not romantic-butterfly tingles, but an actual tingling sensation on her lips as the girl’s tongue swipes over them, almost polite, asking permission. Miriam’s happy to deepen the kiss, to get more of that almost-prickly feeling. The girl– Gelle, she’d introduced herself, though given that her language …

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Review: Fantasy Grove Avir

I love the Fantasy Grove Avir so much I own three of them. Can that be my review? I feel like that’s a pretty big endorsement. Fantasy Grove gave me two, because they’re amazing, and then I bought another one because I fell in love SO hard. I’d have more if capitalism didn’t require me to spend money on ‘housing’ …

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Review: Funkit Toys Swing

Funkit Toys is a gift to humanity. Kenton, the genius behind it, is the kind of person who makes dildo pun threads on Twitter , entire $690 silicone dildo chess sets, and candy corn butt plugs for Halloween. (Yes, I own one, obviously.) He makes beautiful, artistic body-safe dildo designs that put functionality first and foremost, and if you can’t …

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Scientific Curiosity: Cyerce Symbiote

Miriam Bayne had already had a very long day. Extrasystem travel still, after all the advances in space travel even within her lifetime, sucked. There just wasn’t a good way to bend space that didn’t result in each individual atom in your body whining about it. So she’d hardly paid attention to the well-meaning tour guide welcoming her to Cyerce …

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Review: Strange Bedfellas Joh

Alright, listen up, because I have some complicated feelings about the Strange Bedfellas Joh. Nuance? In my reviews? It’s more likely than you think. I’ve never had to use my love AND hate tags on one post before. This is the side I think is prettier. Sadly, it’s the underside. The Appearance: My Joh is a small size in soft …

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Review: Uberrime Dr. Manhattan

My horde of Uberrimes. From left to right: Sensi, Spiro, Amo, Dr. Manhattan, Supero. I love Uberrime wholeheartedly. Marco, its owner and resident dildo smith, is a wonderful human and talented with silicone. I have multiple dildos from Uberrime that I use regularly. To my sorrow, the Dr. Manhattan is the first one that will not be added to my …

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Review: Doxy Ribbed Aluminum Butt Plug

The Doxy aluminum (or, as the British company says, a-lu-mi-ni-um) butt plugs are fancy. In two styles– smooth and ribbed– of solid, weighty metal, plus a cylindrical case that fits the plug perfectly (aka cat fur protectant), this one’s a treat to unpackage and hold in your hands. It’s a complete bitch to take photos of, due to the beautiful …

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Review: Zalo x Upko Silicone Rose Ball Gag (Designer Doll Collection)

I’ve been lusting after the Rose Ball Gag since I first saw it. Somehow, it’s never occurred to me that ball gags can be pretty. I generally appreciate how they make folks look, but that’s because people are hot, not because the gags are especially aesthetically pleasing. Now Zalo’s taken the concept and created something elegant and gorgeous, something you …

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